And my favorite book is “Lolita.”
A so-cal Brooklyn transplant who believes in grammar, manners, music, and humor. I’m nice to my mother, always smile at dogs and babies, and am in the process of pleading that statutory rape charge down to a misdemeanor.
+6 because all the ladies love a good rape joke, right?
+2 because don’t worry, he’s nice to his mom even if he has sex with underage girls.
+5 for saying he believes in “manners.” Which I guess means he says “please” before he has sex with girls who are below the age of consent?
TOTAL POINTS: 13.