And my hobbies include inspiring women to back away slowly.

My self-summary

I probably don’t come off as nice at first but when you shut up and actually talk with me, not to me, you will find out that I will probably lift you onto a higher pedestal than your parents ever thought possible. But only if you can take it. But mostly music.

I am probably more into Star Wars than I really should be but I really do like the movie and all of the cannon involved with the series. My musical interests range from industrial to classical to blues to old funk rap. I try to be as diversified as possible in my tastes as to not adhere to one subject and become stagnant.

I am/and will be very critical of you and blunt, concise and very truthful, I don’t care how much it hurts. But I hope for the reciprocal.

I am I am, better than you, and Myself

What I’m doing with my life

In transit. For more information please call your local, state, or government authorities pertaining to ignorance.
AKA:
myspace.com/[redacted]

But in reality you might want to leave me alone.

I’m really good at

Making people feel like lesser beings if that is what they are.

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes or more so that I am an asshole.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Hunter S. Thompson
Lewis Carroll
Charles Addams

The six things I could never do without

My family, computer, my sanity, definition, intelligence, and the ability to find everyone’s flaws.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why do I always look at someone’s flaws for flaws and not just accept them?

On a typical Friday night I am

At home or with one of two friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

If you are a girl and reading this:
I probably have had more or larger up my anus than you so if I ask you, “Can I put it in your ass?” don’t you dare tell me it hurts you too much. Ps… I have also probably tasted more semen than you too.

If you are a guy and reading this:
No you may not put anything up my ass because I save that for myself or a really curious girl.

To everyone:
Yes, I am straight. And no, I am not a girl.


+4 for christ what an asshole.

+3 because his pictures are all of him covered in make-up and blood. What a catch.

+2 because for someone so judgmental, he could sure use an editor.

+4 for “I’m not nice at first, but if you shut the fuck up I’ll teach you something.” Yes. You will teach me to avoid emotionally abusive asswipes. Thanks!

+3 for Myspace link. Lolz.

“I am probably more into Star Wars than I really should be.” +10.

+4 for “I could never live without my intelligence.” Fair point. You’re still alive, but you don’t seem like you’re doing so well.

+7 for “I probably have had more or larger up my anus than you so if I ask you, ‘Can I put it in your ass?’ don’t you dare tell me it hurts you too much.”  Um. Cool comment. You are definitely not a potential rapist.

+6 for ” Ps… I have also probably tasted more semen than you too.” Again, cool comment! Why does it sound like a threat?

TOTAL POINTS: 43.

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