And my ninth-favorite racial fetishizer won’t stop messaging me.
My fifth favourite smooth-skinned exotic beauty has not messaged me back; I’ve been masturbating with my own tears
+5 for racism.
+8 for “masturbating with my own tears.” At least he’s a funny racist?
+2 for using a semi-colon but not a period.
+4 for the neg. Your fifth favorite? That is a very sad attempt to get some low-self-esteem girl to try to claw her way to first place.
+3 because I hope he is masturbating with his own tears. Those shits are basically salt-water, and if anyone deserves a dehydrated dick, it’s this guy.
TOTAL POINTS: 22.