And we’ll do it doggy-style so we can both watch X-Files.
Dear (omitted),
Yes please call me @ (omitted), I like the song I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET!!! Try not to call during AMERICAN IDOL.
Thank You,
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Sincerely,
Omitted
+3 for three different sign-offs.
+2 for using ALL CAPS to denote titles.
+5 for scheduling his dating life around American Idol and instructing her not to call during TV time. And this guy is still single because why?
TOTAL POINTS: 10.
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