And we’ll do it doggy-style so we can both watch X-Files.

Dear (omitted),

Yes please call me @ (omitted), I like the song I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET!!! Try not to call during AMERICAN IDOL.

Thank You,

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Sincerely,

Omitted


+3 for three different sign-offs.

+2 for using ALL CAPS to denote titles.

+5 for scheduling his dating life around American Idol and instructing her not to call during TV time. And this guy is still single because why?

TOTAL POINTS: 10.

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