And you are just a penis.

A dork is a whales penis. It is between 5 and 6 feet long. Seeing how you’re 5’2, you could be a whales penis.

+3 for a pick-up line involving whale penises.

+2 for failed attempt at being clever.

+5 for third-grade humor. I like a good dick joke as much as the next person, but this is just dumb.