Basically anyone with a head and a vagina will do.

+10 for that username.

+15 for holy disgusting!

+3 because do you think he likes sex?

+5 for his fantasies involving latex and vegetables.

+4 because he’s German. Of course he is.

+6 for the youngest person he’s ever slept with being “too dirty” to discuss. Um… that’s because it was a child, wasn’t it? Go to jail.

TOTAL POINTS: 43.