Going out with you would indeed be slumming it.
Hi, you’re a good looking girl aren’t you??
As well, at the moment I am incredibly randy and you are warming my regions.
If you want hot embraces I hope you can squeeze me in.
I have been told I have some “ghetto proportion”
+4 for “I am jerking it to your Match.com profile.” Just what every lady wants to hear.
+5 for “randy” and “warming my regions.” Listen grandpa, if you’re boss enough to use the term “ghetto,” let’s update the Austin Powers lingo.
+2 for “hot embraces.” That sounds… sticky. And not in the fun way.
+2 for “I hope you can squeeze me in.” Oh I see what you did there.
+9 for “ghetto proportion.” I think he means he has a big dick, right? And that black guys have big dicks? And “ghetto” is now a synonym for “black”? Cool, I see nothing disturbing about that at all.
+3 because someone should submit this guy to Yo Is This Racist? (Yo, yes).
TOTAL POINTS: 25.