I am extremely mindful of the reality that you are single for approximately 692 reasons.

Ok well I’m not going to lie, I don’t waste peoples time. I’ve been here a while and met a few people, and I’m disappointed to say the least.

I can honestly say the selection on here is mostly scary to me. I have no problem with single moms or girls that are other than stick thin. But for real, if you are gargantuan and just gross please don’t bother paying to be profiled in the top portion of the screen and please don’t waste your time with me. 

I’m no beefcake but I am healthy and I am getting tired of creepy girls wondering “where all the good men are” when its clear that they have either been eaten by those same girls, or are in hiding for fear of being mistaken for a 7-11 corndog. I am not Arnie, nor would I want to be but I do have biceps and a fairly flat stomach, if you have a massive muffin-top and can’t take care of yourself why set yourself up by hiding behind deceptive photo angles? Just because you have cleavage does not mean you have nice boobs. We’re gonna find out eventually, why lie now? Every woman’s profile says they demand “honesty”, how many actually offer it? Self delusion is not attractive, except to the worst quality guys.

Also, for the love of god don’t be one of the millions of unoriginal girls who put “live laugh love” or some similar BS as their tagline. It’s about as charming and interesting as valley girl speech, and equally vapid.

I will be honest and respectful of you, I am not here to pick up random sluts for a quickie (though casual mutually respectful & beneficial relationships are not out of the question). I am a homeowner with a couple of promising careers, a well developed intellect, a decent body and a serious disdain for drama, game playing and bullshit. Therefore I do not feel the need to “capture your attention” with something artificially witty and intriguing. How about you show me that you have what it takes to hold an intelligent conversation for ten minutes, or that you actually care about your future, and could be entertaining and fun for me as well? The more you make believe the world revolves around you, the more guys will play to that delusion to get something from you then bail.

I am not the internet trolls you are used to, and am not interested in fighting them off for your attention. If you want someone to feed you crap, then the game players will be the only ones you end up with. If you’re ready for something better well, then I might be worth a try if you can put together more than six words in your hello message. (Why demand content and perfect spelling from men when you won’t make the same effort ladies? Spell check your profiles holy crap.)

Having now been exposed to a serious volume of girls looking for a baby-daddy, chicks going nowhere who still think guys should jump through hoops for their flabby butts, and total psycho chicks that are INTENT on finding the same in a male counterpart it is becoming clear that if there are cool girls on here that are decent, reasonably healthy and attractive, have some brains, and are interested in the world around them, they are hiding, or don’t know a real quality person when they find one,because they’re too busy filtering the penis photos and moronic one liners from their inbox. Guys out there need to grow up, but it’s the ladies that are setting the stage and asking for the attention they receive. POF is an unhealthy social environment.

I’m not looking for miss right or miss right now, I’m looking for other human beings to share my existence in whatever capacity is natural and good for us. I have no “type” and I take people for what they are, on their honest merits. People are beautiful for a number of reasons, not all of them physical, but please be mindful of reality.


+8 for “I will be honest and respectful of you, I am not here to pick up random sluts for a quickie.” I will be so honest and respectful that I will call you a slut if you want to sleep with me.

+5 for “I am a homeowner with a couple of promising careers, a well developed intellect, a decent body and a serious disdain for drama, game playing and bullshit. Therefore I do not feel the need to “capture your attention” with something artificially witty and intriguing.” Translation: “I do some odd jobs, I’m smarter than I think I am and I’m not creative or interesting enough to come up with something that might be engaging or funny, so I will insult you instead.”

+7 for “Guys out there need to grow up, but it’s the ladies that are setting the stage and asking for the attention they receive. POF is an unhealthy social environment.” You are asking for it, sluts!

+6 for “I have no “type” and I take people for what they are, on their honest merits.” Unless you’re fat, and then I will repeatedly insult you. 

+5 for why in God’s name is this winner still single? He sounds like such a catch! I mean, come on, HE IS A HOMEOWNER.

TOTAL POINTS: 31.

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