I may act like a teenage girl, but at least I don’t write like one.

WHY ARE U SO MEEN 2 ME I WAS JUS INTERESTED IN U CUZ U SEEM LIKE A SWEET PERSON BUT I SEE UR NOT U JUST PRE JUDJE ME WITH OUT EVEN KNOWING ME GROW U

UR ACTING LIKE UR A TEEN AGE GIRL IN STEAD OF A WOMAN IN HER 20TYS I DONT WANT 2 TALK 2 U EITHER GOOD BYE

+3 for ALL CAPS.

+6 for “U JUST PRE JUDJE ME.” I wouldn’t say it’s “pre,” but yes, I have judjed you. For not being able to spell. And for using zero punctuation. And for sending me angry/sack-sad ALL CAPS messages on an internet dating site.

+8 for the kindergarten power play: I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU GOODBYE! And yet here you are, still talking.

+4 for the middle school power play: YOU ARE SO IMMATURE, GOD.

+5 for believing that any woman who doesn’t want to date him – him being a clearly insane young man – is clearly an immature teenage girl and not an adult woman capable of making rational choices. I suspect even immature teenage girls do not want to date men who e-scream at them and complain that a refusal to hang out with them is being “meen.”

TOTAL POINTS: 26.