It is a step up from the shirtless pic.


+8 because that’s this dude’s profile picture. Big red monkey butt that looks like big red monkey balls. I see where he’s going with it — what lady doesn’t love some big ol’ Bs? — but that just looks uncomfortable. 

+2 because at least the balls appear to be relatively hairless. True gentlemen keep it trimmed and tidy. 

+3 because his dating profile headline is “down to earth (no games ).”  It’s a smart move, because if he didn’t specify that he wanted “no games,” someone like me might message him and then I would definitely want games, and everything would go to hell.

+11 because he lists his ethnicity as “ Caucasian Aquarius with Black hair.” 

TOTAL POINTS: 24.

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