Mmmm you are chi-mo-esque, so chi-mo-esque, like a gross, molesty chi-mo.

mmm you are thin, so thin, like a thin boy

+5 for complimenting her by comparing her to a skinny male.

+6 for complimenting her by comparing her to a skinny UNDERAGE male.

+3 for each time he used the word “thin.”

+2 for “mmmm.” I can just see him licking his gross pedo lips.

+4 because you know when he’s not looking at child pornography, he’s using Thinspiration sites to get off.

+2 for think he likes skinny chicks?

+5 for the answer: No. He likes under-age boys. And should probably go to jail.

TOTAL POINTS: 27.