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A(n)nals of Online Dating: NOW WITH MORE JIFFS.
August 12, 2016
JUST WAIT. See, we’re in touch with what the kids like.
Nah, Freud described insanity as “sending someone a fucking weird OK Cupid message and expecting that it will not be posted on the internet.”
June 27, 2016
Was it Freud who once described insanity as the state in which the unconscious mind is visible? I saw a girl the other day and here is what I saw: I saw her drunk dad eating gophers and her mom making fat-free wraps, made from fat-free refried beans and fat-free cheese and fat-free tortillas. I could […]
Sorry that online dating has distracted you from your busy life hate-fucking a blow-up doll.
January 31, 2016
Fuck you cunt, your a worthless piece of shit like all women. All I want is a relationship and sex. Report me and get me banned from this shit site again. So I can get some kind of little life back I had. +10 because this is NEXT LEVEL SAD. +3 for the lead-in. I’ve […]
I’d be up for you never messaging me again
November 20, 2015
I have a question I’m here to try new things would you let me suck your toes and lick your ass hole I’m just trying to keep it real with you I really hope you not offended by my message you seem sweet I’m just trying to be true to myself or I can’t expect […]
Just Want to Comment About Our Interview On
September 15, 2015
Just want to comment about your interview on askmen and the idea that it is easier to simply not respond to a message if you are not interested. As a guy (hopefully a fairly normal one), I would much rather get a short “thanks, but I am not interested’ message rather than having to feel […]
Does “chicks are hot and sex feels good” sufficiently clarify?
May 3, 2015
Title: Hey, what is with this “bi” shit? Message: Honestly, you seem like a sweet girl, and hold many potentially noble ideals, but this is something I’ve seen commonly on this site, and I’m curious as to what it’s really about. Your body is designed in a certain way, that is, to receive a man, […]
Do You Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth?
February 3, 2015
ain no brain stank gon don did CRIBBY WIBBLES +25 because I honestly have no idea what this is even attempting to say, and a google search for “cribby wibbles” came up empty. TOTAL POINTS: 25.
To be fair, all the mayonnaise we eat makes us extra gassy.
February 1, 2015
hi. Are u a strong white lady and do u have mean side as well? You look strong and sexy and i love to email gift cards to strong white women. Do u like gift cards? my mom is jealous of white women and she hate when they fart by her. What wuld u do […]
“Horror all the way” is the most accurate thing you said here.
January 31, 2015
My self-summary: I’m relaxed, cool, and sometimes off the charts crazy. Unpredictable and mysterious. I’m the type of woman to slap you across the face and then pull your pants down and devour you. I’d be happy to find my perfect match. You must be WHITE. I accept nothing else or less. Sending me a […]
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