A(n)nals OF Online Dating

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Was it Freud who once described insanity as the state in which the unconscious mind is visible?  I saw a girl the other day and here is what I saw:  I saw her drunk dad eating gophers and her mom making fat-free wraps, made from fat-free refried beans and fat-free cheese and fat-free tortillas. I could […]

Fuck you cunt, your a worthless piece of shit like all women. All I want is a relationship and sex. Report me and get me banned from this shit site again. So I can get some kind of little life back I had. +10 because this is NEXT LEVEL SAD. +3 for the lead-in. I’ve […]

Just want to comment about your interview on askmen and the idea that it is easier to simply not respond to a message if you are not interested. As a guy (hopefully a fairly normal one), I would much rather get a short “thanks, but I am not interested’ message rather than having to feel […]

Title: Hey, what is with this “bi” shit? Message: Honestly, you seem like a sweet girl, and hold many potentially noble ideals, but this is something I’ve seen commonly on this site, and I’m curious as to what it’s really about. Your body is designed in a certain way, that is, to receive a man, […]

ain no brain stank gon don did CRIBBY WIBBLES +25 because I honestly have no idea what this is even attempting to say, and a google search for “cribby wibbles” came up empty.  TOTAL POINTS: 25.

hi. Are u a strong white lady and do u have mean side as well? You look strong and sexy and i love to email gift cards to strong white women. Do u like gift cards? my mom is jealous of white women and she hate when they fart by her. What wuld u do […]

My self-summary: I’m relaxed, cool, and sometimes off the charts crazy. Unpredictable and mysterious. I’m the type of woman to slap you across the face and then pull your pants down and devour you. I’d be happy to find my perfect match. You must be WHITE. I accept nothing else or less. Sending me a […]

A dork is a whales penis. It is between 5 and 6 feet long. Seeing how you’re 5’2, you could be a whales penis. +3 for a pick-up line involving whale penises. +2 for failed attempt at being clever. +5 for third-grade humor. I like a good dick joke as much as the next person, […]