The Most Nicest Guy in Milwaukee

I love that site. I will start off by admitting I’m not Brad Pitt but I’m not the worst looking guy in the world either. I have a great job, I’m athletic, I’m smart and I’m funny as shit. I know everyone thinks that they’re funny but I’m the funny guy. All of my friends and friends of friends talk about me as being “that funny guy.” I’m also nice as shit. Growing up I had my sisters and my girl cousins, no other boys. I’m straight as an arrow but I learned how to be funny around women, I can be crude and rude but I know how not to cross the line. I’m also described by others as the quintessential “nice guy.” Oh yeah, I also have a great career.

This is my first exposure to a dating website and it’s hilarious to me that, almost universally, women talk about how what their looking for is a nice guy, that’s funny and that they can relate to. 

I have 2 buddies that are on eHarmony. They’re my friends but they treat women like shit. To each their own, and it takes 2 to tango. My friends are much more into being superficial and really to all out to take care of their looks. They’re OK looking guys. They’re my friends but I have to say that they’re extremely shallow, not very funny and really interested in one thing. The funny thing is, the women eat this shit up. 

I haven’t been “on the market” in 15 years and when I was ready to dive into dating, I was actually looking forward to entering the dating game with women that are actually mature and honest. Honestly, these women are the same stupid girls that I knew in college, etc. They say they want a nice respectful guy but they’d rather roll the dice with a pretty boy who treats them like shit. Good luck with that.

To the women on those dating sites, go fuck yourselves.


+10 because this was posted on Craig’s List with the title “Anyone use eHarmony? – m4w – 40 (Mikwaukee)

+6 for ” I know everyone thinks that they’re funny but I’m the funny guy. All of my friends and friends of friends talk about me as being “that funny guy.”” Wow, really? “That funny guy” is the best your friends can do?

+3 for “I’m also nice as shit.” People who are actually nice and funny do not usually need to SAY that they are nice and funny. Those are two characteristics that just kind of shine through on their own, usually.

+8 for being “the quintessential Nice Guy.” Indeed you are. Maybe Google that term.

+7 for taking to Craig’s List to vent his anger at eHarmony. Maybe he’ll meet a nice girl there. After all, he is so Nice and clearly has zero issues that women should be flocking to him. If they’re not, it’s their fault for being shallow bitches.

TOTAL POINTS: 34.

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