Wanted: Boyfriend to fix my broken Shift key.

My self-summary

To start off..its my nature..2 be Pretty, sexi & krazi! !!. I .. just moved here about a month ago. I from Tennessee, l have big eyes & huge heart ..- I love to take care of other people ..- it so so happens I carry some of the best traits ..(besides looks) i have southern charm, thoughtful ways, thankful blessings / & cever when u least expect – im a very happy girl ..who loves to laugh- but I also can come off as abrupt & harsh .(.. im looking for a friend .a special friend .but not to SkeZe 🙂 / if looking to get ur rocks off, u wont be doing that here..-, so (just because i have a certain attractiveness) <- just doesn’t mean im obligated)

we cant all be **FiVe*star**,Top KnoTch, Grade A, KnoCk OuTs…:) but I am 🙂 so if u think im sexi & wanna let me know or just not a loser and wanna try to flatter ur self .. Leave ur plea 🙂

(NOTE: WasTe my TiMe OnCe!!- “F” ur SeLF TwiCe!!/ RaiNCheCkS Are unexceptionable! !:)

What I’m doing with my life

Working .going to school & TryiNg to Find a 1sT MaTe! !

I’m really good at

Making something ..outta nothing..& surprises 🙂 & Being an complete AssHoLe sometimes:)- BuT I looked good while I did iT ..- I have a tendency to make everyone feel special 🙂 Also

The first things people usually notice about me

Im just the attention. In the Center : ) : ) : ) / That I smile all the time & that I’m Prettier than the Girl your with!!!

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

•Some of my favorites : American psycho, cabin Fever 2, SLC PuNK, zombie Land , Jennifer’s body, bad lands, Flowers in the attic, Halloweens,ET, people under the stairs, Child’s Play ,Bad Lands..
Death Proof, Dancing at the Blue iguana, Party Monster, Fear,Freeway, probably. Too many I could. Go on.. 🙂

•TV: Nip /Tuck , Nancy Grace,

•Book is : Go ask Alice
•My favorite food is: a euro or spaghetti.
• THE COLOR I request. The most is Raspberry pink

The six things I could never do without

1. Adderall
2. Arm & Hammer toothpaste
3. Connections
4. A TAN !!:)
5. Cigarettes
6. Water, or redbull, StarBucKs

I spend a lot of time thinking about :

*:Everything ..& Making Wishes *:*:

On a typical Friday night I am

PreSSeD, dressed, & Ready..2 Go..: )

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I don’t really wanna tell everyone its public if I post that .. (Hahahaha)

You should message me if

/: ) : ) : ) / you think i’m sexi & want me to know it! ! 🙂 & can be on time 🙂


+5 because this woman is actually a grown-ass adult in her 20s and not a 12-year-old girl on her personal livejournal.

+4 for “Pretty, sexi & krazi!” Bold choice to spell “pretty” correctly, change one letter in “sexy” and just go nuts on “crazy.” She is so krazi!

+2 because you know she is naming her first child Krazi. And I’m sure that child will have a totally successful career in corporate America.

+3 for “it so so happens I carry some of the best traits.” Including humility and modesty, obviously.

+ another 3 for “we cant all be **FiVe*star**,Top KnoTch, Grade A, KnoCk OuTs…:) but I am :)”  So down-to-earth, this one.

+4 for “(NOTE: WasTe my TiMe OnCe!!- “F” ur SeLF TwiCe!!/ RaiNCheCkS Are unexceptionable! !:)”  I do appreciate the amount of time it must have taken for her to type this sentence, given the varied use of the shift key and the curious but clearly intentional punctuation. It is quite exceptionable.

+2 for listing “going to school” as something she is doing with her life. Oh honey. Go harder.

+6 for “Im just the attention. In the Center : ) : ) : ) / That I smile all the time & that I’m Prettier than the Girl your with!!!” In case you weren’t sure how often she smiles, allow her to illustrate with emoticons. 

+5 for her favorite movie being “American Psycho.” Obviously.

+4 for her favorite TV show being Nancy Grace. OBVIOUSLY.

+5 for “my favorite food is a euro.” I personally prefer the pound, but to each their own.

+9 for the six things she could never do without including Adderall, coffee, cigarettes and Redbull. No wonder she needs tons of toothpaste. Also, this is so gross and I can’t believe I am saying it, but the first thing I thought when I read this was, “God damn, she must poop CONSTANTLY.” And the second thing I thought (after reading cigarettes / a tan / red bull / coffee) was “God damn, she is gonna look 90 when she’s 30, and she’ll be lucky if her teeth are still in her head.” Then I felt like my mother so I went on to the next section.

+6 for “/: ) : ) : ) / you think i’m sexi & want me to know it! ! 🙂 & can be on time :)” First, what is with the emoticons? Are they wearing berets? Second, this chick has the most over-inflated self-esteem I’ve ever seen. But yes, I am sure she is very sexi, so do let her know, since clearly most people focus so heavily on her intelligence and sparkling personality that her knock-out good looks get ignored. Third, what’s with the time management issues? Yikes. Buy your next boyfriend a watch maybe?

TOTAL POINTS: 58

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