You have to try to be this rude.

+4 for holy rudeness, Batman!

+6 because this reminds me of when I was a kid and my sister and I would get into fights and hurl insults at each other, and when our parents would interfere we would defend ourselves by saying, “GOD, I was just KIDDING.” And then our parents would say, “Saying ‘just kidding’ doesn’t make it ok.” They were right! And this gentleman should have learned that lesson as a child.

+5 for the final “message me!” Well sure, since you seem so enthusiastic and so willing to share your insights, I will totally message you and see what else you have to say about me. I’m sure it’ll be a great conversation and I’ll walk away feeling very good about myself.