Your caption makes me think you’re quite a catch.

+6 for calling a girl in your photo — who maybe you used to date? or at least were friends with? — a “bitch” who is “dead to me” on an internet dating site. I am sure all of the ladies will flock to such a nice young man, in the hopes that one day they can be the bitch he wishes were dead. Nothing weird, creepy or threatening there. Keep moving. 

+4 for you might not have any pictures, but you could at least utilize the “crop” function, right?

+5 because, in case “crop” is too complex, you are posting this to Ok Cupid via either a smartphone or a computer. Unless you’re using an incredibly old piece of equipment, BOTH OF THOSE THINGS HAVE CAMERAS ON THEM. Take a new photo! But first go buy a shirt.

TOTAL POINTS: 15.

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