Tag: sexytimes

Jelly seems like a better option.

I’m not saying I’m chivalrous, but I’m polite. Before anal sex I’ll be sure to put some nutella or peanut butter on your butthole and lick it up. +8 because lining your butthole with a nut-based spread is extremely polite in some cultures. Right? +5 because this guy has definitely never had anal sex before […]

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NoOoOo.

HeyyA, What is UP? I knowww  NothinG.. Haha Alrighty then!! Next.. Yes I do have a sense of Humor and I am a mellow Down to earth Gentleman for sure. So to be completely honest with you, I have been contemplating on sending you this email or not. I almost gave myself a black eye […]

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